JOEY GOUGH - BMX Girl

Last night a Norwich rider who will remain un-named (but not un-pictured) had to be dealt with by the hand of the bicycle law, for doing sprints in the dark, on a pavement with no lights on his bmx bicycle. Tut tut. (Top marks however for commitment to training). Trying to crack a joke with the copper made things worse and after already being stopped for riding a kiddies bike at 3am things weren't looking good and he was being threatened with an ASBO, so the culprit made a sprint for it getting off to a quick start on his 36-14 gearing. The bee-bor bikes were in hot pursuit, chasing him through a potato field and even down the waterslides in a local leisure centre, before the chase came to an abrupt end at dawn as one copper put a foot down on some steps, forcing him to take the compulsory 2 second kickstart penalty.... and thats all our BMX friend needed to get away. He was pretty hungry after all that excitement so robbed a pizza off a chav on the way home.